[10:55 PM Nov. 20th, 2001] "But as for me being leader, let me say one thing: I won't let this clan die." [19:58] im not a pervert [16:54] lets go sick bobo on some more innocent victims [19:49] your bunny is giving me the finger [16:54] pretty soon our war with chinese toys is going to lead us to sending each other atomic bombs on wheels [17:13] am i the only person without a long stick? [15:46] whos michael jackson? [19:58] I'm like a cross between edgar allan poe and Andy Kaufmann [21:15] I just saw my 4th video with nudity in it today [14:39] how am i being a smart bottom? [15:42] i didnt say i loved omega i just said i liked him [18:15] dont you hate it when people tell you to go to their site and its a sex or penis site? [19:43] hey, have any of you ever been thinking a weird thought like having sex with someone, and then your nervous because you think a psychic is lookin in your brain, so you go in your mind GET OUT NOW PSYCHIC!? [14:17] uh hey man this is a stupid bot owner sentence u know? Sir~ushdui~OOL!! [18:22] HAIL POOH~LOB THE DARK MESSIAH!MADNESS IS FINALLY UPON US* [17:59] I MISS GEORGE WASHINGTON [19:06] and i have a crush on the music teachers assistant [21:34] whats puberty? [21:25] im no god damn idle unless you wana be an assholw - and a alocholic and a guy with a voice box - but i havent seen too many kids that wanna be like me [21:02] i never did like delta that much - he was always pissing me off but i counldt say anything about it [20:41] Omega , I've has enough of you , always being a emperor asshole , never giving it a rest.You can take this guild and shove it up your rudy pooh fucked candy ass. Two words; make it 4: suck my cock bitch [19:58] I'm no commy basterd u hippie gay [20:42] isnt it treason to diss omega? [20:18] SHUT YER CAKEHOLES [08:15] pulls out a sub-machine gun killing everyone except Lord~Troop~OOL, Lord~Troop~OOL, and Lord~Troop~OOL. Harabec_Weather was killed in the process. [14:34] pulls out a shotgun and kills the Holy Pikachu [19:24] if we hand in uniques we get promos? [22:36] i'm weak [20:57] so you hate annoying, gay, cancerous, stupid, less strong, weak and dumb people? [22:40] i'm a newby [21:51] Are you kidding me, I'm the Ultimate Jackass, no one rivals the legendary Lord Delta [19:22] hey omega my king how may i serve you? [00:06] i'm a new recruit [20:54] seriously, count - how do people stand you - you are sincerely the greatest asshole to walk the face of this earth [22:40] joined today probably get kicked off tomorrow cause i'm weak right now [20:53] how'd you know i'm also gay [20:39] we survived exactly 9 days [00:26] MY NAME IS HUH, MY NAME IS WHO, MY NAME IS WHAT, CHICKA CHICKA OMEGA A PENIS [00:15] do you know how long it takes for your sperm to refresh after you jack off? [20:53] My name is Neo and I'm the Legendary Lord Delta formerly of the Order of Light as foretold by the myths in the Conscience on Count's NuTz as one of the losers in LiFe [00:19] Respect The Vagina [01:41] dude, i sorta have a life [17:14] <+D+EnFoRcEr+D+> well im off to explore my penis and its many functions [22:08] <+D+EnFoRcEr+D+> brb gotta look at my penis [17:30] <+D+EnFoRcEr+D+> My cpu smoke's cuz i do [13:59] So did you get anything accomplished last night after I left, Virus? [22:55] I touch myself in strange places when I look at Hara's site. [22:43] I can lick my own nipple... not my right one, just the left. I dunno why. Maybe it's longer? [17:10] DK is hardly the Overmind. [18:43] My friend Justin one night said Hey you wanna go to Denny's? and I thought he said Please feed me your fat penis [20:36] Harabec is annoying the hell out of me. When he and Falcon get together they're like a couple of schoolgirls. [17:02] Goat sex isn't negative, it's just wild and raunchy [18:39] Actually, I would look pretty hot as a woman. [17:06] I can fit the whole head [of my penis] into my mouth. [21:10] Actually the computer kind of holds that against me.. it says Go ahead, turn me off. THEN what will you do? [14:02] Anyone super special been in the room lately? [17:18] count I love you [15:39] Oh My Goodness, I Broke A Nail! [16:02] worms = yucky shit [20:52] my brother made the computer chair smell like shit [15:18] and i saw a guy pee [17:25] i will tell ya why [you are like dogs]: once you've had sex once you have to have it again like a dog mates - then it goes around humping legs [17:27] o yeah that's right you [Omega] have no pubic hair [17:28] we have some of the most interesting conversations lol [18:05] i have a dog that acts like a cat [20:03] quit recycling [22:03] i was just being stupid =p [15:45] I love everyone cept Omega and Micheal Jackson. [16:09] No one dies a virgin, because life screws everyone [14:56] I am the eternal one [22:33] i hear Omega's harassing you [20:50] Novles give me indegestion =\ [15:59] My cat ate my hampster and 3 of my fish [23:46] my 4th grade teacher thru a desk at me and my g/f [23:44] My old school was quite literally falling apart - my friend pat was rendered unconcious by a falling ceiling tile [18:22] No Hara, get on the donkey! [15:32] I won't live to see, so if you do, give the next generation a big F*ck you! [17:00] u'd like to get near my nuts wouldn't u DK? NOT A CHANCE! [17:01] [23:06] That was moments after Bobo tried to convince me he had just gotten laid...It was later discovered that the slut in question was actually trying to kill him [14:25] History repeats itself,no? [18:53] Count was like O yeah our leaders been half beaten to death and he's in jail [20:18] just woke up again - drool all over keyboard [16:18] There are no rules of logic [22:45] At first Steph was like "Falcon, you're a senior right?" [22:50] Me and pete were about leaving school and killing the first animal we saw, it so happened to be Pete's cat3 [20:47] No one has any respect these days [23:49] rip = fucking jew who fucks omega [23:58] rip im sure you and emerald will hit it off and then ull be charged for rape [00:05] ur gonna ruin my dreams [00:03] <^3I{^|2][P> i fucked my own step sister [16:13] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> but if my step sister wasnt my step sister i would probably fuck her =\ [00:06] <^3I{^|2][P> emerald loves u to cy [16:43] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> i only use alcohol to cure all things [16:12] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> dont tell me to shoosh boy ill bend u over my knee and spank ur ass [14:05] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> you both are virgins huh [17:20] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> no i wanted sex and she was acte\ing stupid [17:32] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> i dont know im just saying that a shaved pussy is like having sex with a women that hasnt gone through puberty yet [15:35] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> without nbbot ool is like one of the biggest clans now hehe [15:22] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> i hate wearing this dress up clothes i feel like a dork [00:16] <^3I{^|2][P> well when ur having sex with a REAL women it doesnt take long [00:20] <^3I{^|2][P> emerald come on baby just rub it tonight . can u do that for rip plz? [14:25] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> i went to a bar last night and there was tons of chicks - the only one that came up to me was a 39 yr old women [17:24] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> joking around and having a good time is one thing . but i had to get up early for work so i was like come on lets get serious and make sweet loving already [17:21] <$sUbLiMiNaL$> she was the one that pulled me into the room then she started joking around and i said ok time to get serious lets make love [21:49] <^3I{^|2][P> i wanna die while having sex [19:35] [16:13] FUCKING LISTEN TO ME [20:47] omega mega bo bega he smells like lou bega me my mo mega OMEGA! [20:44] im just the shit you find on the bottom of your shoe [18:40] If you laugh at life you are a greater fool then I am [15:08] ush is a immature fag [15:43] the beeeetch is a unique animal found only in your comp [15:26] farmer count [15:29] is your lawn brown cause you put on too much fertilizer? [15:23] count lives on a nudist colony [15:38] hey shut up - I have the hammer - don't make me shove it up your ass [14:29] do you feel lucky??? [21:36] <^Apoc_Bot^> EVERYONE HERE TO GO WWW.UD.ORG [21:49] <^Apoc_Bot^> that kinkypharoah is so much porn you could barry yourself in allt hsoe movies !! [20:07] <~^Apoc^~> Omega is probably masterbaiting [22:37] <^Apoc_Bot^> The Apocalypse is comming.... just as the prophits foretold! [23:03] <^Apoc_Bot^> ush is kinda funny in his own way sociialy retarded but good in school.... lol [15:16] http://boards.gamers.com/messages/message_view.asp?name=thegatekeepers&id=zzbbh [21:40] <~TG|{~CoUnTeR> no ush when a girl strips naked where do you put your penis in her? [18:09] <~TG|{~CoUnTeR> BaH [18:14] omega dont expect to much help from steph [15:24] <~TG|{~CoUnTeR> i mowed over a bee hive - dont ask me why it was on the ground - i was stung 1ce - I DIDNT SEE IT [15:07] omega is trying to join tgk just to let you know - you guys should have never trusted him in the first place [16:18] wooo00000oooooooooooOOOOOooooooooop he sais no e veryone [20:55] <~TG|{~CoUnTeR> everyone else is cool but apoc and bobo [20:12] <~TG|{~CoUnTeR> quit joining lame guilds [01:16] damn i must become funnier than met, it is my quest! [00:30] I've Fucked women in Paris, I've Fucked Women in Spain, I've Even Fucked Women in Maine. But I'll never be happy cause I'll never be free, so I'll Fuck the Army, just like the Army fucked me [22:30] damn hara ii thought you were like 19 [21:36] hell even ush is better than dk lol [17:22] really not good when a chick laughs when you take off your pants lol [19:55] i called my brother and said if i dont see it soon or the cash im calling the cops [19:57] i like everyone except for omega and michael jackson [19:57] what did michael jackson ever do to you! michael j did nothing to deserve your wraith [19:35] you can take more than my order baby or you can take my order alright, you can take it alllll the way [19:50] chewbacca pisses me off, fucking wookie c[a]n kiss my ass [19:52] i think your projecting anger at me steph, do you need a hug? [17:20] mr happy wanted to play but his friend didnt come to the park so mr happy got mad and took over mr brain? [17:27] rip my gf shaved it off me as a prank [17:47] im gonna spare the question how you know what sex with a 5yr old feels like [20:53] bill gates is my dad, at least thats what im gonna tell the court when he dies so i can get his money [21:55] im afraid to go outside, Mike Tyson is in my town for 2 weeks and I don't wanna get eaten [18:12] cob can kiss my ass for now [18:55] Job Description for women: get men beat up, thrown in jail, and deprive them of sex. any questions? [19:39] omega's a fool uh huh surrrrrrrre [20:55] water polo now there's a man's sport [19:40] carefull count youll get steph excited [21:38] Ush's innocense is hilarious [21:42] u know bobba reminds me of ush but on alot more drugs [21:32] ush you think space ghost is sexy/ [21:54] ok dammit ush tell us about the fuckin hotdog [19:06] damn im retarded [21:40] do you think Jack from Jack in the box is sexy? do you wanna jack his box? [17:25] masturbation is a part of life [19:04] well her april fools day prank to me, was to tie me down while i was asleep last night and then she proceeded to shave every hair off the lower half of my body [22:05] i jsut opmed ,y bean borttio from taco bell and there was a penny in it! [21:00] i hate this town [San Antonio, TX] - every damn night someone dies - today it was a 14 yr old kid - not to long ago a 8 yr old girl [17:26] wow steph has great faith in us men *sarcasm* [21:49] i hope he [Bobba] gets hit by a very large bus one day [14:28] things to see people to do [20:49] so you dont like get blue balls or like go insane a rape someone [21:56] [20:38] you can rumble eh? [16:42] im making an internet radio station - be sure to tune on your computers and listen to my ass yap [21:43] note to self: dont tell gf we need to be more physical [20:42] uh huh and just a month ago it was Omega sucks lets burn him alive and piss on his ashs [20:42] hey all you bastards, welcome to ultimate survivor [23:51] i only fuck chicks [21:27] do you watch dexter's lap [20:52] blue balls is when you havent been relieved in along time so your nuts hurt like someone kicked you in them [21:23] *grunt* you promo to grand mage *grunt* *grunt* *poop in hand and throw at count* [13:27] lol i just got a botmail from 84 days ago [20:21] THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEW STRUCTURE IN THE OOL [15:31] holy ass licking batman [15:32] wow batman can call the operator [16:00] holy shit i look badass im all silver with a big ass hammer [20:47] ah let him talk in real life i'd eat his heart and vomit on him making him swallow it [16:27] who could love bobo?? [01:05] i fucking cut my dick masturbating [15:47] takes his brain and puts it in the oven [16:26] yeah lets fucking work and have no fun yeah uh-huh thast what b.net is all about whata dumbass idea huh [16:36] i wish he would get his little piece of shit ass in here so i could bitch count out [16:44] i just fell out of my chair [16:35] Counter is a stupid piece of shit [16:46] only reason i hate count is cause that littel whore makes fun of bobo and bobo is my friend [16:25] i never knew my bot could talk [22:29] <][)arkPhoenix> Count, you're Luthor's heir to the King of Typo's thrown - OMG! Luthor has been killed! Count is the new King! - All Hail Count, the new King of Typos!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:56] <][)arkPhoenix> I'm surprised it doesn't make me open my quote file w/ WordPad instead of NotePad... notepad can only open so large of a file... I must be on the brink of that limit... [13:44] <`~DaRkDiAbLo~`> I seriously think ur screwed up in the head omega. I'm banned from the forum because I used count's little icon. It's no good reason u fool. [16:36] <][)arkPhoenix> my record is of nothing to what I truly am [18:20] <][)arkPhoenix> because if you were I was gonna beat ur ass down [17:55] Don't insult my stupidity! I take great pride in that! [11:32] I did it! I found one of the rarest uniques to ever be hunted on a decapitated body on NORMAL!!!!! I found a Royal Circlet!!! [14:24] How do i use it now? [15:22] RiP...the hard truth is...you are a dork! [16:22] Today, The~Sacred~Magi, Is asking Megan Out......WISH HIM LUCK DAMNIT!!! LUCK!!!! DAMNIT I NEED IT!!!!!OK???? [18:59] O^_^O look its Picachu [23:03] this is the last message by The~Sacred~Magi until August - I want to say Good Luck and HAVE A KICK ASS SUMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [15:41] who is next to get on my nerves? [22:48] <||_~Green~{}o[_> man who have itchy ass hole have stinky finger [22:50] <||_~Green~{}o[_> and if you stand on toilet ur high on pot [23:17] <||_~Green~{}o[_> o iam just lickin my dick [22:36] FUK you Bnet [17:56] <||_~Green~Oo[_> awww nice beer you look so good i could fuck you right now beer [23:04] i hate every bone in your body but mine [19:06] when i walked into work 2day my boss looked at me and was like WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! he held it for like 2 minutes [00:03] someoone in pokemon just just you've had a child from kissing misty twice and ive fucked brock 27 time and got nothing [19:06] <`~cosmos~`> my boss is a jackass - i think he's trying to kill me [19:08] <`~cosmos~`> i'm a shemale [14:03] my half brother's kinda hot [17:04] I hAvE lEfT tO fInD mYsElF, bUt If YoU fInD mE fIrSt, PlEaSe LeT mE kNoW [22:08] ive got to go or im in trouble with the old lady [23:51] so ur gay? [20:14] <])s~Sn|pEr> ~TG|{~CoUnTeR jus cause i cant join oh so great of a guild like tgk or dk u have to mock and make fun, y??? [20:51] fuckin dads [23:28] <~MarryJane~> you can give good head being short right? [20:08] i have a tooth ache and i just told everyone that i was naked and then green is high life is grand isn't it [13:42] Looks like the very things that you stood up against in OOL are already taking place. [24:39] no KILLING MY PIKACHU [21:03] <.:Wizmo:.> dont use them on me cause i know thats what your gonna do [10:33] <{S.S}Phron> The next time you see Omega tell him I dropped by and said Hi ! [18:20] Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. [19:27] damn I fell so bad now i learned my lesson plz can i have my chars back plz? [Guy who I stole account from] [19:27] u cock just tell me wut u want for his password back [Sacrificeme2's friend] [21:35] but i'm air and shit just passes through me, and lands on omega because no one cares about him [21:38] i havn't shit since 4th grade when i got diaeria and shit all over the class room [yesterday] [20:59] i drop bitches left and right with my ugly face [22:02] wanna hear a true life gay story i encountered, it frightened me into almost shiting after 4th grade [22:12] i gotta get back to fucking ppl's animals [20:59] zips down his pants - reaches in - pulls out a monkey [20:55] My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me, forgive me if i had 3 of my boys take her virginity [20:19] i lost my hamster once, i not trying to make fun, that was tough on me [20:57] You fuckin homo! That's what I said at my dad's funeral [21:45] i don't have a penis [04/23 9:04PM] i'm your bitch hara! [04/23 8:29PM] BobbaCringo was kicked out of the channel by TheGuardian~OOL (you slap hara i kick you in nuts). [22:04] the other guy noticed the guy starting and started bitching at him, and then the staring guy scream really loud, oh bend over and take it like a man!! [21:59] he was afraid of how ridicously small my dick was [21:00] i jumped on him and started doing it prison style [20:55] whispers: Hey baby, wanna meet up in back? [20:28] YOU WHORE!!!! I MIGHT HAVE A FLING WITH A DOG OR TWO, BUT THAT'S FAR FROM BEING GAY, SIDES, I ONLY SPANKED YOU METALLICA.NET, I NEVER DID ANYTHING ELSE! [22:02] i was at the minnesota state fair, minnesota has the 3rd largest fag population [22:06] i once stalked some bitches for like 3 mi because my friend was too much of a pussy to talk to them [20:55] First it was the butt rumpin thing [21:16] the cookie monster actually gave me a nightmare one night [17:34] <']['rooperD7> all the female teachers in my school are old and lose their teeth everywhere [17:38] <']['rooperD7> brb, i have to go into a corner and cry [17:39] <']['rooperD7> there some weird people in my school. one kid likes to dress up as darth maul and mug old people at night [15:49] <']['rooperd7> you probably remember me trying to make intelligent conversation with rip while he was drunk [15:49] rip, intelligent when drunk - yeah right [15:56] slade cant live without d2, weed, and spicy mexican food. [15:56] cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. cant sleep, clowns will eat me. [17:56] <$lade(hk)> im naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [18:19] <$lade(hk)> IS BEIN RAPED - AND LIIKEN IT [20:50] whats blue balls? [17:58] hara y does everyone think ur bots are evil? [22:45] pooped my pants.......... [18:03] nah no smoke pot for me i an too poor i just roll paper and pretend there is weed inside [20:56] im gonna go in through the front of their channel while hara u come in from the side and of course bobba will get the rear [17:45] i have yet to see a quote from bobba that does bot evolve a penis or the act or word fuck [22:05] i would run from a gay if he followed me i would beat him [20:41] bobba i would shoot u if i saw u not only for my sake but for the sake of all that are living and the corpses of the dead [20:29] I did not have sexual relations with Bobba Cringo! [19:16] then again i fuck with my cloak too much [18:09] noooooo don't awww damn fucking nooooooo [When Hara quotes Met] [18:08] see if i can get on good cop - damn good cop [22:41] IM FUCKING MAD BECAUSE HARA MSGED ME HE WAS A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD i was dead when i read that msg [19:36] wonder when we stop gamming where all my pointless and seemingly endless quotes will go [21:40] im not really that stupid i just look stupid so ppl leave me alone like crooking ur head and hanging ur tongue out really stops ppl from bothering u [21:54] in fine print on the d2 expansion: Also including is a new race the newbie which main attack is lag and they reproduce quickly. [22:40] i kept calling pooh a darky and after like 100 times he figured out i was calling him black cause of sum slave joke [19:14] my [HC] necro lvl 59 died when i went to select the canyon of magi wp in a2 hell and as i hit the wp comp froze [21:28] To whom this may concern, i am sealing my left nut and 2 of my toes in this package which may 1 day save the world put it to good use [21:31] see i when i am bored i start what i call a "self conversation" in which i talk to the other side of my brain [23:30] i shot a guy once but he beat me up after it so it wasn't cool [23:33] i told my brother alt+f4 made lag better and he beleived me dammit i will never forget the look on his face when it closed out [18:43] however i am a kinda guy that keeps to myself so i have to actually make an effort to get my dick sucked [21:35] nah ppl wouldn't take advantage of ya i mean ur met [21:40] really hmm maybe i'll just look myself up at night [21:35] lol i would be met the rug on the floor, ppl are assholes now adays [18:45] brb till sum 1 talks i got a shit that could choke a donkey [21:37] i know man i would be pimp of the bad guys all would bow in my badness [19:22] fucking everytime i open my mouth i get quoted [22:20] now if u all look down you will see 2 large things called testicles and next to it a very long object we refer to as the penis [21:10] i am a member of the best damn 1 member guild there is [22:03] u got sumthing wrong with shacks i happen to live in a shack [15:35] dude i think i really led him [Bobo] to beleive i was a girl [15:53] oh dear hara i thought u said u pooped ur neck that looked rather odd [21:37] i shit the shit that u put in shit so shit whatever u wanna shit but know that shit is the shit i put in your shit making it my shit thats ur shit but more my shit than ur shit [22:49] twist ending would be like A giant dildo flew through the air and killed everyone. The End. [22:02] i saw a kid with lipstick today i wanted to beat him up in front of his mom [20:20] i fucking lose a love one and bobba compares it to a hapster the fuck is that [19:19] welcome to the world of losers alk have a seat at the head of the table [20:35] hara's main enjoyment in life is to make ppl suffer through quotes they least expect fuck me i am the worst of all [20:36] ush who is ush [19:21] with my retainer, cowboy boots, baggy jeans that reveal all of my boxers, a shirt that says its cool to be be, and a floppy hat i am king of wanna be's [18:49] in the words of pooh Bow down little gerbil and give me oral pleasure or u will run the wheel till u die! [18:59] i can't watch those shows i break out with a rash if i watch really shitty shows [20:38] take that back i ain't a school girl with a dick i am a dick with a school girl [18:41] i thought hara changed his bot to SacrificeMet [18:21] is usin his dick as a lockpick for hara's chest [23:36] me me me so horny [17:39] i have to poo then take the stuff outa the oven [19:26] we need to over throw the currently thought of leader of the geeks - we must destroy Bill Gates [17:23] i think hara and steph are off uh....expressing thier feelings for one another [19:06] i can just imagine sperm going through her body and out her head [21:37] i also remeber asking my mom what the word masturbation was [21:38] ush wants OoL to go christmas carolling in the normal chat rooms... [21:39] if we do [go carolling] , we should stop in blood circle... [21:25] ah, the internet. where vindictive pubecents reign in terror from overactive glands! [19:50] my pussy hurts!!!!! [00:48] ill spoon his eye out and fuck him in the head! [20:12] man T2 pisses me off sometimes..all the people with better and faster connections kick more ass ;[ [22:45] i guess i can help u Boobs [16:21] Bnet RULEZ!!!! [21:19] <-orderoflight-> I [Shin] swear to god....if these damn bots don't stop saying the same things over and over I'm just gonna yank off one of my balls. [18:02] not me i was dinosour shit [20:07] i took out a 80 year old grandma on my skateboard [15:57] trusting hara with master on a bot is like giving a 2 year old matches [21:22] guys quiet! hara is going quote crazy again [21:23] awww fuck [Hara quotes DK] [17:06] yes...let's all go fuck some snow [17:06] falcon lick your penis and stick it to a metal poll to see if it will stick [21:20] there should be a stat thing. person with highest stats at the moment is leader. coolness. time on bnet. and lovingness toward DK are factored in [20:57] ya know. it's cause i'm reading the stuff people type and it makes me cry. so don't make me type cause i'll get the keyboard all wet [21:21] but he doesn't have much lovingness towards me even for a gay [16:22] watch out, moo is korean for: Your mom just ran out from under the porch and bit me! [19:56] [20:39] <~[]Carbon[]~> Omega didnt come and fuck up OOL, it was fucked up anyway [20:43] <~[]Carbon[]~> set it to exodus.cattle.net [16:18] About a year ago, I spent some time as a buffer zone between OOL and CoB, before the first of the wars really broke out. Ninja was tolerable back then. Now though... ugh. They're all very very stupid people. Don't bother them and they won't bother you. [16:18] you know what ool told me ehhe they said il go down as the savior of ool and CoB as the greatest ally and friend [17:46] <(:jim:)> o wait i have to go scratch my butt so i can think brbr [18:02] <(:jim:)> hmmmmmmmm i really need to rape some one [18:05] <(:jim:)> m alk's_incarnate hmmm u cant tell anyone but i think ur hot [23:05] wtf is all this scrolling shit? [17:37] <{RP}-Space> eat the rich [04/23 9:30PM] 3. it [Taco Bell Hot Sauce] gives you this horrible breath you can't recover from [04/23 9:33PM] this clan [OOL] has some intresting people [04/23 9:36PM] you fool you've damned us all! [When Hara releases Bobba] [04/23 9:36PM] i ain't geting out of this damn cage, you fuckers will poke me with sticks! [04/23 9:40PM] Bobba is like a helper monkey gone bad [04/23 9:40PM] [04/23 9:56PM] i get banned form "sex" there's a bot in there i pisssed off in august [04/25 12:46PM] Any recruits are better than no recruits right now, unless they are ummm like ush...i don't think i could stand more ushes running around [04/26 7:40PM] [(:jim:)] i gotta change pants - i peed in em [04/26 9:16PM] [(:jim:)] o crap i crapped in my pants [04/26 9:17PM] [BobbaCringo] now remember i am you squire so treat me like shit [04/27 5:53PM] [Counte]2] welcome to incredibly lame ppl organization [OOL's channel] led by hara [04/27 5:55PM] [_||2()|_|_@] i pslit the channel [04/27 6:01PM] [ultimate-chao#2] rolla still mad? [04/27 4:48PM] no more squirting it in my mouth! [04/28 3:42PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] he [Slade] like to have sex with small furry animals [4/28 3:49PM] Lord_Omega{OOL} Hey Guys CoB will fuck you over first chance - shut up Omega - AHHH Cob got sdc to kill us [4/28 3:49PM] Hey Guys CoB will fuck you over first chance - shut up Omega - AHHH Cob got sdc to kill us [4/28 3:50PM] oh no could it be Omega knew what he was talking about - na lets call him an idiot and hope our absent leader will come back [04/29 7:30PM] [Counte]2] slade the best way to ignore or annoy a fast food place - ask them "Do you calibrate toasters"? [04/29 7:31PM] [ultimate-chao#2] whats calibrate [04/29 10:46PM] [GrimsBot] trust me i wish i had 10 bucks [04/29 10:47PM] [GrimsBot] oh well d2 is over for me for a long time. I would love to know who changed my password though. [04/29 10:47PM] [GrimsBot] it took me 5 months to beat the game once. [4/30 00:22] we got an ally in dawn thanks to my quick ass diplomacy skills [04/30 4:58PM] [Ultimate-Chao#2] my friend was hit by a bus [04/30 4:49PM] [Ultimate-Chaos] dragon rage unleashes his rage on all [04/30 5:22PM] [Lord~ushdui~ool] today i was at school and on the 4th floor stairs there was a womans langeray panties and i picked it up because i didnt know what it was and everyone said "eww" so i dropped it and washed my hands [04/30 8:30PM] [4/30 8:55PM] when you've secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy [4/30 8:55PM] incoming fire has the ride-away [4/30 8:55PM] teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy more people to shoot at [4/30 8:55PM] Cluster bombing is very, very accurate...the bombs always hit the ground [4/30 8:55PM] you are always short of everything except enemies when in combat [04/30 9:21PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] im gonna kill that fucker with a very large fucking stick [04/30 9:22PM] [$sUbLiMiNaL$] yea i have a large fucking stick [04/30 9:23PM] [$sUbLiMiNaL$] well u got two choices then steph. 1. stay and feel unwanted 2. goto a private channel and cyber count [04/30 9:24PM] [Counte]2] so rip you agree that your gay? [04/30 9:26PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] hey no bad talk or ill ban.....i dont have ops [04/30 9:32PM] [$sUbLiMiNaL$] i dont give a shit about emerald [04/30 9:33PM] [$sUbLiMiNaL$] [Emerald...] shes the bnet slut now [04/30 9:43PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] those guys in jail were scary [04/30 9:44PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] was there a big guy named Bobba in jail Omega? did he want YOU to be a carrot whore? [04/30 9:46PM] [FROM: Lady~Steph~OOl] and umm what's that supposed to mean? [04/30 9:47PM] [FROM: Lady~Steph~OOl] you have a sick mind lol [04/30 9:49PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] Count's gone soft tho - HE used to be Mr. Hardcore warring take channels guy, now he's Steph's whipping boy [04/30 9:52PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] Yeah, [Count] he's been to busy ignoring everyone to notice they talk [04/30 9:54PM] [FROM: Counte]2] i read what everyone sais so does steph we just dont reply - we dont ignore you guys [04/30 9:55PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] why are we relaying messages through Hara? [04/30 9:57PM] [FROM: Counte]2] i would be whispering falcon but ive gotten lazy and /wb is ezer then typing falcons name =P [04/30 9:58PM] [FROM: Counte]2] GO DAMN STARIGHT INDEED! [04/30 10:00PM] [04/30 10:00PM] [FROM: Counte]2] i make a typo and now im stcking up for it [04/30 10:01PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] I've doubled my quote count tonight [04/30 10:02PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] see, now that's just pointless, we need more quality quotes [05/01 4:42PM] Ya, thats what you get when you fucking with someone that's senial at 13 [05/01 3:32PM] I have multiple Orgasms while sleeping! [05/01 8:01PM] [Ultimate-Chao#2] i need to find a new vagina.... [4/30 8:56PM] By the way, the hotdog died of heartburn, but the good news is that I just conquered France(Now i rule the netherlands and france!)! [05/02 7:26PM] [AlK's_InCaRnAtE] im waiten for european me to come ban slade and hara [05/02 7:28PM] [Lord~ushdui~ool] YOUR A POOPY HEAD! I HOPE YOU POOP IN YOUR PANTS! [05/02 9:20PM] [Counte]2] hara you're a quoting freak with a very well done webpage [05/02 10:00PM] I AM THE GREAT TIGER FROM EUROPE AND I HAVE COME TO AMERICA TO TAKE YOUR WOMEN MUAAHAHAHAHAAH!! [05/03 9:33PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] I have a lispe, only when I act retarded tho [05/03] [Falcon`Anarchy] I could buy a friend! [05/07 7:47PM] [Lady~Steph~OOL] omega stfu you power hungry bastard [05/07 7:47PM] [Counte]2] ya omega you do that and lose the only member who wears tags... and the most active and teh most sexy! [05/07 7:49PM] [Counte]2] hey, talk to my modem if you wish to call me a fag [05/07 7:49PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] i hate those 2 - steph and count [05/07 8:02PM] [Lady~Steph~OOL] no nakedness? [05/07 8:13PM] [Counte]2] lol zix doesnt know what a query is [05/07 8:17PM] [Lady~Steph~OOL] wow, you're [Omega] cool.. [05/07 8:20PM] [Bobo2003] keeps saying lost connection to b.net but im still here.. [05/07 8:21PM] [MageZ] cry about it bobo [05/07 8:21PM] [MageZ] I AM THE KABUTO MUSHROOM PEOPLE I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOUR WOMEN!! [05/07 8:46PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] pass me ops you fucking bastard or i will bombard you with porn! [05/07 9:13PM] [(:jim:)] I THINK IM GAY! [05/07 9:40PM] [Lady~Steph~OOL] i will be so pissed if it doesn't let me get into my mailbox! [05/10 7:38PM] [intaer] o crap its hara and his dam quotes cause he always takes them when u least expect it and uses it agaisnt u!!!!! [05/10 7:40PM] [05/10 7:40PM] [intaer] DAM U!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Hara quotes Intaer] [05/10 7:42PM] [intaer] I AM THE WEEKEST LINK CAUSE THEY THINK IM A FAG CAUSE HARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAM U HARA BURN IN HELL I NEEDED THE MONEY! [05/10 8:10PM] [BobbaCringo] i'm the skinny hot Fabio guy that makes it so you get so horny that you can't talk to girls [05/10 8:37PM] [Lord~ushdui~ool] does it have porn, because im not allowed to see em [05/11 5:57PM] [$sUbLiMiNaL$] in da middle of gettin drunk again [05/11 10:09PM] [alk's_incarnate] hara im gonna have to change your name to whora [16:00 05/12] D2 is so addictive it makes Crack seem like M&M;s [05/13 6:13AM] [TheGuardian~OOL] now oh mighty hara, king of the assholes, i shall depart to go eat my eggs. [05/13 6:37AM] [TheGuardian~OOL] well the gf wants me in bed to cuddle with so i must obey [05/13 6:39AM] [TheGuardian~OOL] *shoots hara with a large dart in the eye* [05/13 7:06AM] [Lord~ushdui~ool] what does bear taste like? [05/13 6:18PM] [BoBBaBot] IMHBS!!!! means itching my hairy ball sack!!! [05/13 8:14PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] what have u been eating? [05/13 8:14PM] [intaer] sperm [05/13 8:53PM] [MetallicA.net] trust me when i say WTF IS A ZIT DOING ON UR NUTS [05/13 8:36PM] [BoBBaCringo] omega, you have that met vs bobba gay speach? [05/13 8:37PM] [BoBBaCringo] oh, well, if some one comes in here and starts packing shit, assume he's gay or me [05/13 8:39PM] [MetallicA.net] hey bobba i got an idea u should jack up on estrogen and grow bitch tits [05/13 8:41PM] [BoBBaCringo] i'm sorry if i don't play this game [Diablo II] a shit load like you gay wannabes [05/13 8:44PM] [BoBBaCringo] i'm only a freshmen, and i could kick all your asses [05/13 8:51PM] [BoBBaCringo] i kicked my neighbor's cat today, the fucker was in my garbage... my Garbage!!! that's my food source, ain't no one gonna fuck with it [05/13 8:49PM] [BoBBaCringo] bitch, i'll fuck you up the ass while you tryin to fuck me up [05/13 8:50PM] [BoBBaCringo] next time you go to mc donalds order a mc penis fillet or chicken mc testicles [05/13 8:52PM] [BoBBaCringo] hara could be on quoting us - whoa that's not good [05/13 8:53PM] [BoBBaCringo] ever had a zit on your right nut?? [05/13 8:54PM] [MetallicA.net] here is an idea bobba take an alcohol pad and stick it in ur ass [05/13 8:54PM] [BoBBaCringo] my nuts were all like talking to me, "HEY BOBBA!!! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!" [05/13 8:57PM] [MetallicA.net] aww shit hara is WATCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [05/13 8:57PM] [MetallicA.net] i just said that 10 mins ago and its a quote hara is there all hell is upon us [05/13 9:49PM] [MetallicA.net] thats ok when met is here stupidity, ignorance, and fuck ups are sure to follow [05/13 9:52PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] my friend got dumped this week, so we took him to hooters, hooters is a place where any broken man can lift his spirit [05/13 9:54PM] [MetallicA.net] i was taken to hooters when i was about 6 and i was very greatful to my dad for that [05/13 9:58PM] [MetallicA.net] well i heard woman can get different shaped breast maybe pooh is really tricking us all these years [05/13 9:56PM] [MetallicA.net] that was the thing though i was so young and innocent at 6 so staring at the tits made me feel bad but only for a second or 2 [05/13 10:01PM] [MetallicA.net] count seemed like a normal person when steph wasn't around [05/13 10:01PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] count and steph fill the channel with useless spam shit, i mean every fucking time one joins the channel, could be gone for 2 seconds you get stepphhh or heafff [05/13 10:03PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] count a retarded jackass and steph an overweight attacking rhino [05/13 10:04PM] [MetallicA.net] like i dunno instead of just typing we actually speak and have videos - then u would all see the buff me [05/13 10:09PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] steph isnt like a mouse she cant run a wheel she's more like the overweight ginny pig that sits in the corner of the cage and relys on the others to keep her ass alive [05/13 10:15PM] [MetallicA.net] there is a trend of ass suckers on starcraft and it is rapidly increasing but don't look at me im the cure not the sickness [05/13 10:16PM] [MetallicA.net] if a cat was in my garbage i would close the lid, lock it shut and put it infront of my truck and drive it down the road [05/13 10:22PM] [MetallicA.net] bobba really needs therapy [05/13 10:22PM] [MetallicA.net] bobba needs a hug and if he ever asks me im gonna shoot him [05/13 10:24PM] [MetallicA.net] i feel like i was whacking off in the bushes and i turn around and see a camera [05/13 10:25PM] [MetallicA.net] u know i said to myself when i was typing that "ur gonna be sorry cause hara is gonna quote this" [05/13 10:27PM] [MetallicA.net] i know i feel like jim is one of those kids that if i saw i would put my hand over my face and run away [05/13 10:28PM] [MetallicA.net] jim asked to get it up the butt from bobba thats well nevermind i can't compare that to anything [05/13 10:33PM] [MetallicA.net] ur right jim is not just gay but he is a flamming fire crotch homosexual [05/14 7:06AM] [TheGuardian~OOL] hey man im unique! who else can say they have department of defense offical records on their bedroom floor [05/14 7:06AM] [TheGuardian~OOL] bw=brood war right? [05/20 9:21PM] [Jeasus-Christ] o and i dont make typos! [This would be Luthor, the "Typo King"] [05/20 9:35PM] [Falcon~Anarchy] What do you want us to say "O LOOK IT'S JESUS!"? [05/28 12:31PM] [']['rooperD7] i actually found i have better lag in the asian realm but i can't understand anyone in there [05/30 12:36PM] [(:jim:)] [Omega] UR NOT A GOD UR JUST A BIG FAT DUMB @$$ DORK!!!! [05/30 12:43PM] [AlK's_InCaRnAtE] do i look like a male whale's reproductive organ? [05/30 9:08PM] [TheGuardian~OOL] brb guys gotta crack a code that leads to 20 million in buried gold [05/30 9:10PM] [~lord~luthor~] note to self; dont call omega a kid [05/30 9:09PM] [~lord~luthor~] man i realy need to talk with that kid [Omega] [05/31 2:38PM] [(:jim:)] LOL hara is dumb and hes so dumb hes smart but dumb [05/31 2:46PM] [(:jim:)] haras so gay hes straight but a lezbian [05/31 2:47PM] [Falcon`Anarchy] You cannot use that command, (:jim:) [06/01 11:34PM] [BobbaCringo] then he questions every insult i make to him by using sarcasm, it's stupid [06/01 11:37PM] [BobbaCringo] i'm gonna go trash talk him on the forum, fucker, and i defended him [06/04 9:04PM] [bobbacringo] gotta tuck my dad in, he's drunk as a monk [06/26 3:09PM] [XMorphiusX] instead i find it pleasureable to ruin my mom's neighborhoods on The Sims - my mom dont like to see that all her couples are of the same sex now [08/06 8:25PM] [Magez] lol antarctica sat in my eskimo and played with myself [Typo's fixed courtesy of Hara] [08/08 8:52 PM] [Magez] let me explain my problems [11/27 8:13PM] [metallica.net] i so didn't notice the haraness [11/27 8:12PM] [cerealkillah187] hey dikhead [12/17 6:45PM] [MageZ] omega has changed his name to osama bin ladin [12/17 6:52PM] [Falcon~Anarchy] I collect human skulls [12/19 9:18PM] [Falcon~Anarchy] Like I wake up and say "Phew it was all a dream..So why iS THERE A MONKEY ON THE CEILING?!" [12/19 9:20PM] [MageZ] i woke up and went to the fridge and opned it it was like a blue glow coming out of there or something so i went in it to see and then the door shut and i fell out of my bed scared the shit outa me [12/19 9:20PM] [Falcon~Anarchy] Then I fall out of bed and lie twitching on the fround as my brain books a one-way trip out of my skull